Measurements...????!!!!

Hi all! I was trying to take some measurements today (this was my third time post op), and same as last time, I am getting skewed #s. They are all over the place. My neck is like 1.5 larger, my chest is 2.5 larger, what the heck???
How do you measure the same place all the time?
Has anyone else had this?
Im just mad cuz my weight loss has been slower this month, so I thought I would feel better seeing lower inches, uhm, that would be a negative!
Just frustrated, thanks.

You need to have someone do your measurements.  Doing them yourself will skew the numbers.  I wear the same bra, same everything when I get measured.  Good luck.

Make sure the tape isn't twisted too.  I have always been able to measure my.self but getting the same tension on the tape can be tricky

Thanks for the help.

Get yourself one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/Accu-Fitness-Body-Tape-Measure/dp/B001 7OE4MI/ref=sr_1_2?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1362857759&sr=1-2&keywor ds=measuring+tape

They are cheap and make the process much easier!