Who am I?

I have been drinking nothing bu****er. Today I added some Miralax to my favorite Crystal Light (I've done before) and ugh. Yuck. It's ok, but not good. Thinking I need to add some more water to it. Maybe next time I will only use half the packet. I am the sugar Queen. I prefer just a little tea/coffee with my sugar. Now? WTH, something is too sweet for me? Nonsense!

Yup, I be got some of that same weirdness goin' on!  How can something be too sweet?????  Cool NSV, sorta

I didn't even consider it an NSV, but I guess it kinda is! Thank you!