Anyone giving out free tummy tucks
Amy Farrah Fowler
on 11/8/11 7:54 am
on 11/8/11 7:54 am
I have a new set of fancy crafters exacto knives, and am only so-so at sewing, but I'll give it a go, in exchange for you doing my tummy tuck.
I have oodles of drugs from kidney stones, so we can make a ****tail outta those and chug it with a little whiskey, and that should keep us knocked out through a simple procedure like tummy tuck. Of course, if we opt for the works, like boob lift, arm lift, remove neck sag, all at the same time, we may have issues.
And whoever operates first needs time to sober up from the ****tail before starting the others procedures.
You know, once we get the hang of it, we can start selling tummy tucks here for $20.00 a pop - we'd sell a zillion! I have a barn with lots of space for a table and for us to work. We'll put sawdust on the floor to soak up any mess. There are bats and owls in there, but they never bother you.
Deal?
I have oodles of drugs from kidney stones, so we can make a ****tail outta those and chug it with a little whiskey, and that should keep us knocked out through a simple procedure like tummy tuck. Of course, if we opt for the works, like boob lift, arm lift, remove neck sag, all at the same time, we may have issues.
And whoever operates first needs time to sober up from the ****tail before starting the others procedures.
You know, once we get the hang of it, we can start selling tummy tucks here for $20.00 a pop - we'd sell a zillion! I have a barn with lots of space for a table and for us to work. We'll put sawdust on the floor to soak up any mess. There are bats and owls in there, but they never bother you.
Deal?
SW 229 
CW 136 
Most Active
Recent Topics
Interesting Medical Journal Study - WLS & Interpersonal Relationships
Batwingsman · 5 replies · 1572 views
Batwingsman · 5 replies · 1572 views