WEDNESDAY HUMOR

Just want to drop in and give you guys something to ponder over this morning before I head for the Doc visit. Dan ************************************************************ Love is grand ! Divorce is a hundred grand. ************************* I am in shape. Round is a shape. *************************** Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. ***************** ********** Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. *************************** Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there *************************** Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. *************************** An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. ************************** There will always be death and taxes; However, death doesn't get worse every year. *************************** In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. *************************** I am a nutritional overachiever. *************************** I plan on living forever. So far, so good. *************************** Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. *************************** A day without sunshine is like night. *************************** It's frustrating when you know all the answers, But nobody bothers to ask you the questions. *************************** Brain cells come and brain cells go, But fat cells live forever. ******************** Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone. ********************* Life not only begins at forty, It also begins to show. ******************* I smile because I am your friend! I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.