Damn I forgot how painful it is!
Well a couple Saturdays ago as I was heading up with my youngest so. To go camping with Cub Scouts some idiot lady decided to make a left turn across traffic on a highway as I was coming the opposite direction. I hit the breaks and tried to avoid it but at that point Newton's laws of motion came into play. After jammin the brakes on and trying to avoid her our bodies in motion met and almost instantly came to a stop. Fortunately my youngest son was without injury, but I walked away with 2 broken ribs and a concusion. Well doc says no vigorous or intense activity for 6-8 weeks which means no training, and no training means no free foods. So dial back the carbs and kick up the protein.....
OH FREAKING HECK! I forgot just how miserable duecing is on a high protein diet. Seriously I think my butthole has stretched 3 sizes. Never mind the fact that I pray more while sitting on a toilet then I ever have in church, AND I HAVE BEEN TO A CHURCH OF ENGLAND SERVICE!
I can survive and heal from the broken rips but not so sure about having my butthole stretch like I am passing a 2 liter soda bottle! Think I can claim this as pain and suffering?
First 5K 9/27/20 46:32 - 11 weeks post op (PR 28:55 8/15/11)
First 10K 7/04/2011 1:03 First 15K 9/18/2011 1:37
First Half Marathon 10/02/2011 2:27:44 (PR 2:24:35)
First Half Ironman 9/30/12 7:32:04
LOL
Glad the wreck wasn't even worse, and that your son is ok..... I do see 6-8 weeks of fun posts to entertain us while you recover though
COURAGE TO START, STRENGTH TO ENDURE, RESOLVE TO FINISH
HW 353 SW 317 Original GW 180 Current Wt 170
First 5k 59:18; 5k PR 32:06; 1st 10k 1:20:27; PR 1:08:36
1st Half Marathon 2:48
Pensacola Double Bridge Run 15k- 1:47:34
Three Sprint Triathlons
on 11/5/12 11:10 am, edited 11/5/12 8:45 pm
I so agree! Sorry all this has happened and wasn't any worse but broken ribs are frikkin painful. I don't know what is going on with your butt, but you need to get to the bottom of it........Sigh. I tried...........Please keep us posted! Jane
omg i just almost snarfed my water! i'm so sorry about your accident!
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LMAO! I was not expecting the poop turn so I cracked up when I got to that. I thought this was going to be about how difficult it is to not eat carbs when you've been carb loading for so long, lol. Poor Paul and his pitiful butt. I hope it gets better for you and that you heal quickly so you can get back to your training. My hubby would be driving me up a freaking wall if he couldn't train every day!
Get thee plenty of water and some stool softeners.
Make sure to keep us posted on your....ummm.. progress.
Glad your son is okay and that you weren't hurt worse. Stupid physics!
HW: 272 lbs. (BMI 49.7) SW: 237 lbs. (BMI 43.3) GW: 140 lbs. (BMI 25.6)
Seriously it was like I dueced a 2 liter bottle of Mtn DEW! DEW! 
Not the liquid stuff but the ACTUAL BOTTLE!!
First 5K 9/27/20 46:32 - 11 weeks post op (PR 28:55 8/15/11)
First 10K 7/04/2011 1:03 First 15K 9/18/2011 1:37
First Half Marathon 10/02/2011 2:27:44 (PR 2:24:35)
First Half Ironman 9/30/12 7:32:04
