A victim of the dreaded "Liquid Fart"

Just a small one, but enough to do damage.  Good thing it's a weekend and I was at home and not at work.  That could have been really embarrassing.  Six and a half weeks out and was just beginning to lose my paranoia about these things.  I thought I'd seen the end of them after the liquids stage.  Oh, Well!  The joys of the lovely world of VSG-land! 

Still happy about the surgery, though.  This just adds another exciting element to my already full and interesting life!

Bless your heart, as we say in the South :-)   HAHAHAHAHA!!!
--Dorothy

You Laugh??!!  I am deeply wounded!!  My shame knows no bounds!

In the words of my inspiration Frisco. "Never Trust a Fart" 

Oh, darn those farts!  I am glad you were at home, too! 

Speaking of Frisco, did you notice his post the other day where he actually admitted that he sometimes eats food straight out of the package with a plastic spoon?  It did my heart good to know that he doesn't always eat those delicious looking meals he posts pictures of.  I now believe that he may actually be human, and not an alien life force from the planet "VSGourmet". 

Sorry about your "shart" we've all been there baby! And I agree with you about Friscos meal… Im still waiting for my dinner party invite!

Thanks Jenn.   By the way, your T.T. pictures were absolutely incredible!  Made me hurt just to look at them.  But so much skin gone!  You already look great.  Can't wait to see pics when the incisions start healing. 

Also, you need to take more drugs and post again.  Fun to read!

Well even before VSG....we sometimes had a "****ty": day...bad Indian food....or....salmonnella tainted picnic foods!  "Sharting"  was a distinct possibility.......during these moments!  ha ha ha! 

True, Jimbo.  But before surgery those moments were often preceded by upset stomach or some other warning.  These little *******s are sneaky!