Dinner Out

 

Dinner Out Posted by: David Schronce (my friend that has provided me with great recipes and humor over the years)   My wife divulged this recipe under duress. I swore I wouldn't make her any more chocolate desserts if she didn't spill the beans. I include this in the "Guy's Cookbook", not because it's funny - but as a warning of what to look out for from the "fairer sex". Forewarned is forearmed!! 

Dinner Out Recipe 

1 cup corn syrup 
1/2 tsp margarine 
4 eggs, slightly beaten 
1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce 
2 Tbs cocoa 
1 small onion 

Set onion aside. 
Combine remaining ingredients in medium saucepan and cook on high for 35 minutes prior to spouse coming home. 
Make sure to use old pan. 
Burn concoction to an unrecognizable blob. 
If stench isn't bad enough, add vinegar. 
As you see hubby's/wife's vehicle approach, cut onion to produce tears. 
Sob, "I've burned dinner and there's nothing left to cook." 
Make such a fuss about the day's misgivings that spouse offers to whisk you off to the restaurant of your choice. 

Works EVERY time!

LMAO!!!! This is funny!!!!

Hilarious- I must remember this when I want my hubby to take me out to dinner.