OT: Why didn't somebody tell me about these diets before I had surgery?!?

louisamay
on 4/1/13 12:05 am

VSG on 04/27/12

THE NORO DIET: THE NORO DIET – the organic way to slim. No chemicals, just lots of friendly noroviruses.

In How POSSESSION Can Help You LOSE Weight, Brick explains everything – the science, the benefits, and even the risks. He includes testimonials from his many satisfied customers and a useful calorie counter for those hard-to-categorise ‘new’ foods.

These are hysterical.

"Almost never fatal!"

I love April Fool's Day! I think I lost a pound just laughing.

[I'm not gaining weight. I keep lowering my goal!] [I LOVE MY SLEEVE!]

MomofMarch
on 4/1/13 12:25 am - GA

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love the Possession one!

Laura- HW:240 SW: 224 GW:165 Surgery date 12/10/12

Winning the battle against obesity and PCOS!

louisamay
on 4/1/13 12:31 am

VSG on 04/27/12

The key is probably timing the exorcism just right. LOL!

[I'm not gaining weight. I keep lowering my goal!] [I LOVE MY SLEEVE!]

MomofMarch
on 4/1/13 12:44 am - GA

LMFAO I can literally float above my head! hahahaha

Laura- HW:240 SW: 224 GW:165 Surgery date 12/10/12

Winning the battle against obesity and PCOS!

VerucaSallt
on 4/1/13 12:26 am - NJ

VSG on 10/11/12 with

thinnersinner
on 4/1/13 12:56 am

Love the other books by Dr. Crapper...

The Crapper Diet: You Can Never Have Too Many Laxatives
Twenty Fun Things to Do with a Tape Worm
Leprosy: the Scientific Way to Remove Those Last 20lbs.

I believe I've actually been on the Noro Diet before. One week of the poops and I thought I was dying. I lost 15 lbs., though!