Warning: post VSG n massive weight loss DOES NOT mean...

Carmelita
on 4/29/13 12:04 am - Four Corners, NM

.......WE ARE TEN FEET TALL and BULLET PROOF

case in point ...an almost 60 year old goat sustained 2 fractured ribs over the weekend...after jumping on her bed n doing front flips...while her spouse laid on opposite end with a **** eatin chesshire cat grin ..scoring each one. On the 4th flip, the palm of her hand hit the mattress and her elbow propped up n prime for impact .. she came crashing down ..making contact...it was then she felt n heard the eerrieeeccraaackcrunnnnchhh. Bone n skin on bone n skin...nothing to pad the blow..as her Snoopy snouts (titties), obstacles in gettin a perfect 10 score...were tied, out of the way, behind her neck at the time..lmao ...limp anti-climactic lump layin there unable to breathe.....fast forward 3 hours later

Ya know what hospital peeps do for fractured/cracked ribs like hers ...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

So pain, trouble breathing, moving/walking, sitting, sleeping for the next 2 months as she heals...may those symptoms be a reminder to her .. cuz she always forgets where she came from ,, since she had VSG that

WE ARE NOT TEN FEET TALL and BULLET PROOF just because we lost a crapload of weight !! lmao

The end...NOT ,-)

angieg0410
on 4/29/13 12:08 am - OK

Aww, sorry you got hurt, but that was a hilarious story. LOL

~Angie~

Starting weight: 267
Goal weight: 140

Ms Shell
on 4/29/13 12:37 am - Hawthorne, CA

VSG on 11/26/07

Yeah after my ONE goal cartwheel I was done, lol!!

vogue
on 4/29/13 12:39 am

VSG on 08/30/12

Oh Im sorry my friend... and despite the fact that I am sitting here laughing my ass off at the description, I am praying for your fast & total healing

Highest Weight: 272 Surgery Weight: 266 (08-30-12)

hit "normal" BMI (161 pounds) in 10 months Superficial Goal: 129 Maintenance Goal: 140 lbs

SKINNY PEOPLE LOOK GOOD IN CLOTHES, FIT PEOPLE LOOK GREAT NAKED....I WANT TO BE FIT!!

hollykim
on 4/29/13 12:53 am - Nashville, TN

Revision on 03/18/15

oh girl,i am sorry but in total awe of you...

Miss150
on 4/29/13 12:58 am

Oh, my gosh! Say this is only a cautionary tale designed to keep us in our right physical capabilities!! If the stunt was for real- WOW! I'm impressed - flips on the bed? SCORE 10.

goal!!! August 20, 2013 age: 59 High weight: 345 (June, 2011) Consult weight: 293 (June, 2012) Pre-Op: 253 (Nov., 2012) Surgery weight: 235 (Dec. 12, 2012) Current weight: 145

TOTAL POUNDS LOST- 200 (110 pounds lost before surgery, 90 pounds lost Post Op.diabetes in remission-blood pressure normal-cholesterol and triglyceride levels normal! BMI from 55.6 supermorbidly obese to 23.6 normal!!!!