Forgiveness is divine.

The way the Ravens are playing, you need them, iloveravens my child. You are forgiven.

Father (ilovesteelers) psychoticparrot

I am a New England Patriots fan.  Awwww yeaaaaaah.  

Since you're not a Ravens fan (blessings be on you for that), say 10 "Hail Proteins" for eating the bag of chips/Xanax. "Blessed is the one who trusts in protein first."

Father psychoticparrot

You had all that xanax? You still seemed awfully wound up to me.

This is a sacred thread of forgiveness, Grim, not judgment. Iloveravens has confessed her sin and been absolved. 

Father psychoticparrot

That's my kind of snack.

Oh goodness this thread is hilarious! Did I miss the deadline? I'd need a weekly confessional! lol

I ease up on myself for certain days, pretty much what the other op said, days like Thanksgiving, Christmas, my birthday, & I'd throw in New Years too. Not really a day of mindless eating, but mindful eating & on those days when I don't write down what I eat I at least write down things like Party or Break day so I'd know that I went way off plan those days.

Not much to confess, went over my calorie count, but it was mostly more protein, but it was breaded, too many caramel gin gins candy & I just had to have my shot of Patron & Jim Beam apple whiskey, ok 2 shots. Darn they were good, can I say darn? You know I want to say Dam* 

Hagalicious, your honesty alone absolves you of your transgressions. But I would advise more careful planning and recording of the party/break days. If too many pile up, calamitous pounds may start to pile up too. Be careful, my child. 

"Darn" is an acceptable substitute for the d-word. 

Father psychoticparrot

I just saw your picture on another post you put up and you looked like a woman. If your a woman how can you be a father?  Is everybody you have forgivin now not forgivin because you are an imposter? 

Forgiveness knows no gender. It is universal. And truth be told, bob my child, self-forgiveness is the more important than forgiveness, however genuine, that anyone else can confer. 

"Father" psychoticparrot